Enjoy these hilarious tweets with your old man, on his favorite day of the year!
If you put a hat on a cactus it's like you have a friend, a friend who hates hugs, so more like a dad, I have a dad now.
— Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life) July 8, 2013
I gazed upon the ocean for the first time and felt calm, like a dad staring at the yard for some reason.
— Dan Polish Last Name (@danjan13) April 19, 2016
Get your dad the fancy new skeleton he's always wanted! pic.twitter.com/UMxm8IMaYs
— popular comedy account “the pixelated boat” (@pixelatedboat) June 4, 2016
i mainly wanna be a dad so i can tuck my shirt in at home
— chuuch (@ch000ch) September 21, 2014
My dad acts like the phone ringing is the biggest possible personal attack on him.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) December 30, 2015
Dad set the table today pic.twitter.com/t8U9rK8EMI
— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) May 17, 2016
"Dad, why do you & mom sleep in different beds?"
"Because my dick can still reach hahaha just kidding we don't love each other any more"
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) August 10, 2014
harry potter is on and my dad thinks voldemorts name is "baltimore"
— eric turtle (@dubstep4dads) October 17, 2016
One time my dad got mad at hulk hogan and yelled "YOURE WASTING SHIRTS" at the TV
— Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life) June 9, 2016
My dad left for cigarettes and never came back so I'm going to trap a new one pic.twitter.com/7j7At3lXM8
— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) September 5, 2017
A definitive guide to all the moods your dad has pic.twitter.com/Sjp59iE2RE
— popular comedy account “the pixelated boat” (@pixelatedboat) September 29, 2016
a hat for your dad that says "#1 hat"
— chuuch (@ch000ch) December 5, 2013