Father was passing by his son’s bedroom, which door was open, and when he glanced inside, he was horrified.
His 15-year-old kid wasn’t at home, the bed was made and an envelope was cautiously placed beside the pillow.
“Dad,” read the envelope. When the man opened it, here’s what he found:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing this. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, Barbara, because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom. I’ve been finding real passion with Barbara, and she is so nice — even with all her piercings, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes. But it’s not only the passion, Dad, she’s pregnant, and Barbara said that we will be very happy.
Even though you don’t care for her, as she is much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me, and that’s now one of my dreams, too.
Don’t worry, Dad, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
P.S. Dad, none of this is true. I’m over at the neighbor’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school’s report that’s in my desk drawer.
I love you!
Call when it’s safe for me to come home.
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