13 NSFW Sex Jokes That’ll Make You Feel So Freaking Gross

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We asked the BuzzFeed Community for the dirtiest jokes they’ve ever heard. Here are the hilarious and cringeworthy results.
1. Why did Miss Piggy douche with honey?
bez-imeni-1-vosstanovleno-vosstanovleno2. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
bez-imeni-1-vosstanovleno-vosstanovleno3. How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count?
bez-imeni-1-vosstanovleno-vosstanovleno4. What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist have in common?
bez-imeni-1-vosstanovleno-vosstanovleno5. What do eating pussy and smoking cigarettes have in common?

bez-imeni-1-vosstanovleno-vosstanovleno6. What happened to Pinocchio when he was masturbating?
bez-imeni-1-vosstanovleno-vosstanovleno7. What does a 90-year-old vagina taste like?
bez-imeni-1-vosstanovleno-vosstanovleno8. What does Popeye’s dick smell like?
bez-imeni-1-vosstanovleno-vosstanovleno9. What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?
bez-imeni-1-vosstanovleno-vosstanovleno10. What’s the difference between jam and jelly?
bez-imeni-1-vosstanovleno-vosstanovleno11. What’s green and eats nuts?

bez-imeni-1-vosstanovleno-vosstanovleno12. What’s red and has seven dents in it?
bez-imeni-1-vosstanovleno-vosstanovleno13. And… What do going down on an old woman and a pork pie have in common?
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